Lelu may have bit off more than she can chew in asking Luzeron about pleasing a woman. She didn't realize just how promiscuous her naga party member really was.
Here they were, back again at the lighthouse.
Time in Orati was always short lived, and Luzeron wasn't quite feeling his best. For the first time in what could possibly be two hundred years, he felt emotionally conflicted about an attachment living being. He had told Vandy, the oddly wonderful halfling librarian, about his necromancy and ties to the local cult The Whispering Way. She understandably didn't seem to take it as well as he had hoped. Then again who in their right mind would when the town they lived in was plagued by the undead, and someone just told them that right in their front yard was more of them, and the person they trusted enough to bed was, up until very recently, part of the problem? Really Luzeron hadn't expected instant acceptance, but somehow watching her shy away from him hurt more than he was able to truly understand.
A sigh came from Luzeron as he stared blankly at the entrance to the lighthouse. What if he died in here? What if he left the party and never came out? Would Vandy worry? Would she send a search party for him? Part of him hoped she would care enough to do that, though another louder part mocked him for thinking she didn't see him as a monster and wanted nothing more to do with him. No, that part was probably right. She didn't want anything to do with him, and if he never came back nothing in that little town he was learning to enjoy would change.
The others were hitching the horses and getting the wagon in a secure area. Rock had brought along some workers from town to fix the bridge that had collapsed the last time they were here. The snake watched as the human and Laylo, a gargoyle woman they got out of Immenwood, went to the bridge with the workers to start fixing it. Just a few more moments, and they would all be back fighting hoards of whatever lay down in the belly of this lighthouse for gods knew how long… Maybe none of them would come back…
"Hey, Luzeron?" The soft voice of Lelu broke Luzeron from his thoughts.
The snake man was rather fond of the half-elf woman. She'd been rather easy to talk with, and they could bond over their use of magic. Luzeron had teased her a bit as well over her bashful, yet fawning nature she seemed to have when around other women. Choking back his inner turmoil, he turned to Lelu, a bit of a grin crossing his features.
"Yes?"
Luzeron could already tell there was an air of nervousness about Lelu. The way she fidgeted with her fingernails, and looked away when he tried making eye contact. Yet, there was something new about her as well. A bit of a glow. Like one might get when they'd had sex for the first time. There was something about Lelu today that felt… Maybe lighter, yet troubled.
"I uhh.. Well... You seem like someone who's been with a lot of people."
Luzeron raised the eyebrow hovering above his empty socket. Well that was one way to start a conversation with a person she's only been with for a few days, but let's see where this would lead. Lelu's face turned a beet red following the surprised silence of the naga man.
"I was hoping… God what am I saying? A-anways, I wanted to know if you could… Umm…" She silenced for a bit. trying to find her words while stammering through her embarrassment. "I wanna know if you could teach me how to please a woman!"
A stunned breath came from Luzeron. He wasn't really sure what to say to this, as he had never really thought of Lelu quite like that. "Well I don't think this is the time, nor the place for physical lessons." He deadpanned, watching his friend's pale face turn even redder than it originally had.
"Not like that! I mean, like give advise? I… I don't really know what I am asking for… Don't you have something I can read? I've seen you with those erotic novels."
Ah, that made a little more sense. Of course she didn't want a physical example. That was silly of Luzeron to take her request that way, but one never knew until they asked did they? Though the mentioning of the novels he enjoyed brought a laugh from the snake. Of course he could always let her borrow his latest lend from the Dawnflower Library. However, even he knew that fiction wasn't going to give Lelu what she needed in terms of wanting more experience. Might make her wet and horny, but words could only do so much outside of make the imagination want more.
"Well, my dear, as spicy as those may be, they are going to do you no good if you actually want the experience. Why don't I tell you what you want to know more accurately? I'm not afraid to admit my promiscuity does not discriminate."
A chuckle came from the normally stoic snake and he pulled a blank notebook and a pen from his bag. A now mischievous grin playing on his black lips.
"Now the first thing you will need to know is the basics. Where to touch, how to touch. What to rub, fondle, pull, caress." Flipping the book open he started to write. However, these symbols weren't Taldaine, they were Necril, the dead language he was well aware Lelu didn't know how to read. Dammit… While he had learned how to speak the common language, he never actually learned how to write it. A bit of a sheepish look crossed his face as he handed Lelu the booklet and pen.
"How about I dictate and you write? Now, what do you want to know?"
"Everything?"
"Then everything it shall be. We will start with the beings that mostly share your anatomy." Luzeron went on to describe the workings of a body that was far more humanoid than his own with hand gestures to accompany every description. How a gentle caress of the breast and a pinch of a nipple could make a woman squirm, even through her clothing. The gentle gliding of a hand down the body could make every muscle react in pleasure. Biting, kissing, licking, the mouth was a wonderful tool to use anywhere. This was a rare moment of Luzeron sticking out his slender, forked snake tongue.
"Now everything that I described to you is foreplay. Getting your woman ready is only half the pleasure. I'm sure you've touched yourself at least once in your life, no one likes it when you go in dry."
Luzeron went on to detail the many ways one could pleasure the vagina. Oh there were so many ways! Fingers, tongue, toys. Playing with the clit, and massaging the outside of the opening. Of course there were more extreme things like fisting, or feet… Or in his case using his tail. One would be surprised to find that at least one woman in a group saw large pointed ears like his own as something to pleasure herself with…. That one was weird even for him… Anyways! The butt was always an option as well, though entering that realm too fast can and will be painful. One had to get used to that.
"Now that we have everything covered with your anatomy, let's move on." Luzeron watched as Lelu stopped in her near frantic writing to stare at him wide-eyed.
"Wait… There's more? I already have ten pages!"
"There's always more. Now let's start with my kind, Nagaji women. They're a bit of a challenge at first, as scales don't quite have as many nerves as one might think. But once you get past our rough exterior, we're an absolute delight~"
Back to writing it was as Luzeron gave the rundown on his own kind's women. How the breasts sometimes were covered in scales, but were still able to be squeezed and fondled. However, they lacked nipples as most reptilian like races did, so trying the methods previously explained wasn't going to work.
"Now the thing you will have to watch out for in our women is that some of us are hermaphrodites. You will get some who have both. Now I assume you have no interest in the male anatomy?" Luzeron had to make sure.
Lelu viciously shook her head, almost giving a bit of a grossed out crinkle of her nose. "Yeah, no. Penis is kinda gross. No offense to you of course."
"None taken. We all have a preferences. As I was saying, some of us come with both sets. You never really know, though, until scales protecting our anatomy-" He motioned briefly to himself showing that he, in fact, was not going to whip out what he was packing any time soon and that it may look to the untrained eye that there was nowhere for it to be. However, if one was to look closer, just below his hips were scales that looked different from the rest, as they were vertical, and not horizontal like the rest of the scaling on his underside. "-opens up. Think like a coin purse." He made the gesture of putting his hands together and opening them.
From there he noted how the female organs reacted, looked, felt and how to pleasure them. Some even had multiple openings to accommodate for the males of his race having two penises, and how some women enjoyed both of those being pleasured at once. Boy was his race complicated… But that wasn't stopping him from telling Lelu every detail.
From Nagaji he transitioned to the other races with animal like anatomy. Centaurs, and their not as complex, but massive anatomy and risk of fur in places where you don't want it. Also good luck actually getting them to lay down for anything, as their massive weight can and will crush their organs if they do so for too long.
Catfolk with their need for… Spikier things to keep them satisfied. Much like cats, their horrifying screams are part of letting you know they're actually liking it. Claws are always an issue as well, as he has seen many who have wanted to lay with those like Tresgald scarred from those bedings.
Lizard and Frogfolk with their egg laying anatomy an not too much need for sex in reproduction, but they more enjoy touching for other things. Once more the anatomy is hard to get to, but they are far better at pleasuring others than having themselves be pleasured.
"Be aware that some Tripkees are poisonous, so you best wear a lot of protection and don't put your mouth on them at all. You will die, trust me."
There was in fact a story for that, but Luzeron wasn't going to get into poison dart frogfolk at the moment. Besides he had already moved on to the birdfolk where the ass and the sex organs are basically connected, but are separated inside. They take a lot of learning and practice… At least for those who do not have two appendages to work with.
Lelu continued in her frantic writing of all the details Luzeron was filling her head with. At the very least she was blessed with the small pretty handwriting that fit her beautiful elf like stature. Damn she should have had Gemling do this… But his scribe work was terrible! As much as she enjoyed having her little rocky butler around, why didn't 'Daddy' give her something a bit more useful? Gemling was so tiny and… Not helpful at times. Wait. Focus Lelu! Luzeron is being a good teacher. Albeit giving too much detail at times, but it was far better than not giving enough? Did he actually fuck all of the beings he's talked about? Didn't he say he's been around for over two hundred years? She didn't see it as impossible…
"Now mammals!" Luzeron clapped his hands, a smile on his face. "There are Gnolls, careful as these are pack animals. They go by pack rules and have the anatomy to show it. Alpha females have a pseudo-penis and are more well hung than some minotaurs I have come across. Now, this is not an actual penis, it just looks like one, but it's more of a long tunnel like vagina that they can make erect. Hyenafolk show their dominance by having a 'who's pseudo-dick is bigger' contest between the women. It's a sight to see really." He laughed before going on to explain pack dynamics, and the anatomy of beta Gnolls and omega Gnolls and their differences.
And then there were the Shoony, they were literally pugs and had the same anatomy as one. Saliva and a lot of snorting were involved in those things and it wasn't clear if they had much of a brain in their heads aside from very basic knowledge about their class. Luzeron compared to trying to bed one as trying to bed a child and did not recommend it…
"Uhh… Wouldn't some of these just be considered having sex with animals?" Lelu asked, rather flustered by these revelations of near sexual deviancy. Who knew so many things had so much to them!? Again, how many of these creatures mentioned had Luzeron actually laid with? How the hell did he know so much? There was a moment of pause in the writing as she further explored these questions.
"Blah, blah, blah— Are you listening to me?" The sound of Luzeron's voice came faded into her thoughts. Jumping in surprise and pulling the notebook to her chest, Lelu nodded quickly. She wanted to say yes she was listening, but what came out was; "How the fuck do you all of this!? Like you are telling me all of these things as if you've done all of this before. How?"
Luzeron silenced for a moment, eye and socket wide with surprise. It took him a moment to recover from the sudden questioning. A breath and a laugh came from him. "Most of these instances, yes I have had the experience. Some, I know stories, and others I have only read about in anatomy books or heard about via others." Oh yes, he was being vague for a reason. Did he want to come out and say everything outright? Of course he didn't, but keeping people guessing was so much more fun!
Lelu stared at the snake man incredulously. How was he just going to say all of that and not give any of the details to how aside from 'I have experience, or I heard about someone who did'!? Fine. He had every right to be secretive, sure, but Lelu wanted all of the spicy details. She wanted the living erotica novel to give her everything! And well… He was, but still, she was curious about his own experiences, not just how to please every crevasse of every type of female body.
Luzeron opened his mouth to speak once more.
"We need a necromancer!" The shrill voice crack of Rock yelling at the top of his lungs sounded from behind them. Both Lelu and Luzeron turned to see carnage, and in the middle of it all was Rock and Layla beating the everliving shit out of a corpse. Given the context clues and the human fighter's demand for someone who could create zombies, it actually seemed seemed like they were trying to beat the undeath into it.
Lelu could have sworn she saw Luzeron's eye twitch. The smile he had held on his face while speaking with her turned into a deep scowl. "It seems we will have to finish this little talk later. Maybe then I shall share a few of my stories." His velvet words ended with what sounded like a tired sigh. Slithering off towards the call of their comrades.
Lelu nodded, and quietly placed the pen between the pages of the notebook and closed it. She didn't know when next time would be, but something in her was excited to hear of Luzeron's deviant adventures.